Life of an Adventurer, Slacker, and Love Kamikaze

ON HIATUS

2007-05-02T08:20:00.001-07:00

ON HIATUS

Why on earth am i still up?

2006-06-05T13:10:00.000-07:00

Wtf? Its 6.11am and i am still up...not tired...not sleepy..and definately not having fun. Tried lying down but i ended playing the guitar...Tried playing some games but wasnt interested...Tried to study but thats so not gonna happen at this time of day...In the end, figured i'd blog.

I've been thinking,

in life, whenever we are in a situation where we have no control over and everything feels like its crumbling apart, there's only ONE expression that can trully express how we feel....

WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!

Love is...

2006-05-22T08:47:00.000-07:00

Love is when your no-where-near-rempit chinese housemate go,
"Brader, aku dilamun cinta la"
- Alex "chuck" Khor 2006-

Love is also when that very same housemate starts buying you jelly babies and chocolate bars for no apparent reason... Hmmm....kenapa baik sangat ni? nak apa, hah?

And when you look at him, you can imagine some sort of love song going thru his head..
Love is in the air..na na na na naaa..Love is in the air.. na na na na naaa...*Lx twirling in the field with his girlfriend, rolling on the grass, Waris and I throwing plastic bottles at him....*

Love is like when its really cold and you are sipping a nice hot cup of hot cocoa. The moment have some and your body warms up, you go "mmmmmm......". That is how love feels like. Well, maybe not, but more or less, with some hip thrusting action here and there. But lets not get into details about that.

Love is, like Alex also once said, "Makan tak kenyang, tido tak lena, mandi tak basah, berak tak basuh..."

A love situation:
Dude 1: oh no..maybelle is calling
Dude 2: omg..dun pick up wei...
Me: do you love her?
Dude 3: lol
Me: or do you love dota more?
Dude 1: dota...i love dota
Dude 3: Good man...good man
*somethin that happened online*

Love is a guy will go thru a very humiliating situation just to spend time with a girl.
*A real-life example*
Chinese dude: Eh dudes...*grins sheepishly*
Malay dude 1: What you want? senyum2 ni...
Malay dude 2: Something is fishy...
Chinese dude: I need to ask for a favor la...a big one...
Malay dude 1: What? Wanna suck my c*$^k ar?
Chinese dude: No la...its a minor favor la..
Malay dude 2: Hah? Wanna suck my nipple ar?
Chinese dude: Aku...nak pinjam..condom la..
Malay dudes: *pppffftttsss* hahahhaha..pinjam? Going to give back issit? hahah......no.
Chinese dude: Ala....dont la...ala...

And finally,

Love is not having to say i love you all the time.

I am not a....

2006-04-25T11:27:00.000-07:00

"I am not a nerd...
I am a lvl 57 Paladin..." - Some random guy on WoW 2006

Well,

I am sure most of you know what WoW is... for those who don't, WoW stands for The World of Warcraft. Its a [Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game].

You choose a side to be on, then choose a race...your gender..your class..how you look like..and off you go! You fight monsters...socialize...see naked gnomes and female elves dancing on a table...*dun ask me why..they just do* and what not.

I have nothin against WoW and WoW players..for I too play it.. I wish I could proudly say I am a lvl 57 paladin, but alas... I am only lvl 1.. yes...pathetic ey?

Anyway, I was just wondering how such a game have the power to completely turn a person into fanatics... Like for example, that dude who died while playing WoW cause he apparently had forgotten to sleep and eat for the longest time..

Helllooo!!?? How on earth could u forget to eat?? More less forget to sleep?? There's a quit button for a reason... If you are so desperate to play, then eat while playing then...sigh..and dream about WoW if u must, but make sure u sleep!!

And what way to other way show how much you love warcraft than to BE your favourite character from warcraft and join a costume contest.

Usually, there are 2 kind of fans who joins....

The "I'm gonna do my best and try to win..but didnt make it" fan

Judges : Is there really a person in there?? *poke poke* Let's beat him up and see if he cries..

And the mythical "pretty hot female gamer" fan that you only hear about but have never ever seen one and will probably never for the rest of your life..

Judges: *Fap fap fap fap fap* Yo, can you pass me some Kleenex? *Fap fap fap fap*
We clearly have a winner, folks!!!
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Lawl...hahah..sorry..its 5 am and i am blogging..wat do you expect me to blog about?

Here's some words of wisdom, thanks to dear ol' Confucius
"Don't let your affection give you an infection.
Put some protection on that erection."

Ahh...good ol' Confucius...

A really, really, really late update

2006-04-10T07:57:00.000-07:00

Song currently playing : Chong Dong - Power Station

Last food consumed : Green curry chiken, and Bak Choy

Last drink consumed : Plain water

Showered : Yes, just did

And thus, ends my update...

Community Reach

2006-03-19T07:31:00.000-08:00

Guns dont kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

He's the man!!

Oh, and one of his roundhouse kicks can power the whole of Australia for 44 minutes.

Be afraid..Be very afraid...

Ten of the things you should know about Chuck Norris

2006-03-18T17:47:00.000-08:00

Here's are some very important facts that we should know, kids.

1.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

2.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

3.Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV

4.Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

5.Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep

6.Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

7.Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple

8.When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

9.Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

10.When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris

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There's no "word of the day" today.

Coz Chuck Norris said so.

SSDD

2006-03-13T02:47:00.000-08:00

hey banzai-ists,

Same shit, different day... nothing much happened tho... except that

NO

MORE

DIAL

UP!!

PRAISE

THE

GODS

Yep yep...my broandband is here... too bad we have a 40 gig quota tho, i would have gone on a downloading spree...

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Almost missed my class today, since it was raining this morning and you know what that means.

Automatic Sleep-In Mode..... On.

Automatic Snooze Mode...... On.

Automatic Ignore-The-Rest-Of-The-World Mode.... On.

Automatic WTFAMIDOINGSLEEPINGIN??! Mode...On.

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Just realized, need to clean up my room..lol..its not messy..its clean ,just need some arranging...

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The word of the day is CALLIPYGIAN.

It means having beautiful or elegantly shaped buttocks.

As in "Oh my god, [censored]'s girlfriend is a callipygian! I WANT!"

Lol..

Soon, my dear.. we will be together

2006-03-07T03:54:00.000-08:00

My dear,

Soon, thanks to the gods, we will be together again. With a slight improvement, tho. You will be twice as beautiful, twice as lovely. Twice as seductive, twice as alluring.

My 24MBps connection, we will be one.

I will leave this bitch, this dial-up, for good. I promise you..
She is nothing compared to you..my love.

MUAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Word of the day is LOGORRHOEA.

It means excessive talking.

Imagine Diarrhoea but with your mouth. I meant talking, you idiot.
You cant shit using your mouth. Fool

Oh My Lord!

2006-03-05T00:51:00.000-08:00

DIAL

UP??

WHY??!

Oh, no! It seems we are in deep trouble, my friends. What ever should we do? The evil gods who controls the ISPs have cursed us...with...DIAL UP!

Yes, in this age of advanced telecomunication technology, I, Banzai Bak, am currently using, dial up. Dial up isnt the main problem actually. The main prob is that the only working phone port is... in the kitchen. So here i am, standing with my laptop on the kitchen counter and sore feet. But, thats ok, since i am doing it all for you. Yes, YOU, my readers. *sniff..terharu*

Anyways, its worth the trouble. This dial up is actually a back up internet connection given to us by our ISP while we wait for our broadband connection to be ready. And i think its worth the wait since the broadband is a 24mb connection.

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Finally settled down into the house. Its clean and tidy. Just nice. And being myself, a queen size mattress on the floor is more than enough. If u ask me, buying a bed frame and all is a bit of a hassle. And hey, i can always say its more Zen. Lol.

Well this is all i'll blog today. Tired of standing here like a mad man. And my heels hurt too.

Till next time, BANZAI!

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The word of the day is CLOOP.

Thats the sound that is produced by removing a cork from a bottle.

If you think cloop means the sound u get when u go potty, you are just full of shit.

You fool.

Sorry for late updates

2006-03-02T04:12:00.000-08:00

Due to the fact that i still dont have an internet connection, updating is a bitch. So, sorry ya? lol

Currently leeching yet another friend's bandwith, makes me realize how i important the internet is to me. Emails, this blog, chatting with friends, games, uni research, uni work, and what not.

So, melbourne has not really been kind to me. Came back to Melbourne only to find that we got an eviction notice. Dablew-tee-ef, mate? Seems that the rent we have been paying is missing. But thats all settled.

Applied for a phone line, took them a bloody week to get it connected. And just applied for an internet connection but that will be another 10 days.

Tried to call the internet company for some enquiries but they got us on hold for a long time. I told my housemate, if an indian guy answers my call and says "Hello. Thank you, come again", i would so flip. lol.. we hung up.

anyway, i shall not be a leecher anymore. Save face, you know. I'll leech someone else.

Laters!

Melbourne, I'm Back... Run

2006-02-24T03:20:00.000-08:00

Ahh... finally!! An internet connection. *lawl* At a friend's place at the mo, hijacking her bandwith...

Hi, My name is Banzai Bak.

Anyway, as you all know, i left for melbourne a few days ago. Couldn't sleep well due to a serious condition called the "Economic Class-Lack 'o' Space". Was sandwiched between a guy who is flying overseas for the first time and a guy who is just plain quiet. Imagine sitting beside a guy who is, like, "OH...MY...GAWD!! We are flying over the sea.... What if we crash? Stranded? Will they find us? Is this your first time too? OMG OMG OMG"

All i could think of at that moment was "........, Mother fu.." I mean, dablew-tee-af, mate, i know its your first time flying overseas and all, but come on, watch what you say. If you are scared etc, shut up, go to sleep, take some pills, or booze up. Which he did after i told him its "all you can drink" on the flight. hahah... finally, some peace and quiet. I rather sit beside a sleeping guy who smells of alchohol than an over-acting, son of a gun.

Got back and found out that i have unwashed laundry. haha....

Oh crap, got to go, going home now, will blog when i can

Only one word can describe how i feel right now....

2006-02-21T19:21:00.000-08:00

BANZAI

Being who i am, being commited to a blog is way harder than being commited to a girl.

So, I'll do my best to keep this updated. If not everyday, then once every other day.

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Summer holiday was filled with ups and downs. Met new people, learnt how to play Texas Hold'em poker (damn u all), got hooked on sudoku (damn some of you), broke up, got 2 new cats, ate good food, forked out lots of money to pay for them, discovered what happens when i don't drink enough water, realized Santa isn't real at all (thanks Easter Bunny), and some other small things like sleeping and what not.

Leaving for Melbourne tonight as my classes are starting next week. Since i moved to a new apartment before coming back to Malaysia for summer, i have no internet access..none..yada.. Therefore it will be a while before i get to update this blog.

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Its 11.30 am and i have 10 hours before my flight. Gotta be there by, let say, 6.30pm. So..... i have 7 hours to pack. Shouldn't be a prob...i think, i hope.....

Trusty cell phones, sunglasses, toilet essentials, laptop, clothes, boxers, shoes, and my caps... Thats it. What else should there be to bring back anyway?

PASSPORT!! Yes, cant forget that. You know how it will be like...

" Passport please..WHAT!!?? No passport? And your name sir? Banzai Buck, i see....Please wait a moment. *kkkhhhhhh* We have a situation, over. Self-declared Banzai-ist, no passport, over.*kkkkkhhhh*. Excuse me, sir. Not having a passport is no problem, if you would just look at this form here..and sign here..yes...right along..the...dotted li *BLAM BLAM BLAM* Fool "

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Word of the day is FROGBIT.

Its and aquatic plant. Not a frog.

You fool.