Ten of the things you should know about Chuck Norris

Here's are some very important facts that we should know, kids.

1.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

2.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

3.Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV

4.Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

5.Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep

6.Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

7.Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple

8.When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

9.Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

10.When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris

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There's no "word of the day" today.

Coz Chuck Norris said so.