Tuesday, April 25, 2006

I am not a....

"I am not a nerd...
I am a lvl 57 Paladin..." - Some random guy on WoW 2006

Well,

I am sure most of you know what WoW is... for those who don't, WoW stands for The World of Warcraft. Its a [Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game].

You choose a side to be on, then choose a race...your gender..your class..how you look like..and off you go! You fight monsters...socialize...see naked gnomes and female elves dancing on a table...*dun ask me why..they just do* and what not.

I have nothin against WoW and WoW players..for I too play it.. I wish I could proudly say I am a lvl 57 paladin, but alas... I am only lvl 1.. yes...pathetic ey?

Anyway, I was just wondering how such a game have the power to completely turn a person into fanatics... Like for example, that dude who died while playing WoW cause he apparently had forgotten to sleep and eat for the longest time..

Helllooo!!?? How on earth could u forget to eat?? More less forget to sleep?? There's a quit button for a reason... If you are so desperate to play, then eat while playing then...sigh..and dream about WoW if u must, but make sure u sleep!!

And what way to other way show how much you love warcraft than to BE your favourite character from warcraft and join a costume contest.

Usually, there are 2 kind of fans who joins....

The "I'm gonna do my best and try to win..but didnt make it" fan


Judges : Is there really a person in there?? *poke poke* Let's beat him up and see if he cries..

And the mythical "pretty hot female gamer" fan that you only hear about but have never ever seen one and will probably never for the rest of your life..


Judges: *Fap fap fap fap fap* Yo, can you pass me some Kleenex? *Fap fap fap fap*
We clearly have a winner, folks!!!
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Lawl...hahah..sorry..its 5 am and i am blogging..wat do you expect me to blog about?

Here's some words of wisdom, thanks to dear ol' Confucius
"Don't let your affection give you an infection.
Put some protection on that erection."

Ahh...good ol' Confucius...

Monday, April 10, 2006

A really, really, really late update

Song currently playing : Chong Dong - Power Station

Last food consumed : Green curry chiken, and Bak Choy

Last drink consumed : Plain water

Showered : Yes, just did



And thus, ends my update...