Love is...

Love is when your no-where-near-rempit chinese housemate go,
"Brader, aku dilamun cinta la"
- Alex "chuck" Khor 2006-

Love is also when that very same housemate starts buying you jelly babies and chocolate bars for no apparent reason... Hmmm....kenapa baik sangat ni? nak apa, hah?

And when you look at him, you can imagine some sort of love song going thru his head..
Love is in the air..na na na na naaa..Love is in the air.. na na na na naaa...*Lx twirling in the field with his girlfriend, rolling on the grass, Waris and I throwing plastic bottles at him....*

Love is like when its really cold and you are sipping a nice hot cup of hot cocoa. The moment have some and your body warms up, you go "mmmmmm......". That is how love feels like. Well, maybe not, but more or less, with some hip thrusting action here and there. But lets not get into details about that.

Love is, like Alex also once said, "Makan tak kenyang, tido tak lena, mandi tak basah, berak tak basuh..."

A love situation:
Dude 1: oh no..maybelle is calling
Dude 2: omg..dun pick up wei...
Me: do you love her?
Dude 3: lol
Me: or do you love dota more?
Dude 1: dota...i love dota
Dude 3: Good man...good man
*somethin that happened online*

Love is a guy will go thru a very humiliating situation just to spend time with a girl.
*A real-life example*
Chinese dude: Eh dudes...*grins sheepishly*
Malay dude 1: What you want? senyum2 ni...
Malay dude 2: Something is fishy...
Chinese dude: I need to ask for a favor la...a big one...
Malay dude 1: What? Wanna suck my c*$^k ar?
Chinese dude: No la...its a minor favor la..
Malay dude 2: Hah? Wanna suck my nipple ar?
Chinese dude: Aku...nak pinjam..condom la..
Malay dudes: *pppffftttsss* hahahhaha..pinjam? Going to give back issit? hahah......no.
Chinese dude: Ala....dont la...ala...

And finally,

Love is not having to say i love you all the time.