ON HIATUS

ON HIATUS

Why on earth am i still up?

Wtf? Its 6.11am and i am still up...not tired...not sleepy..and definately not having fun. Tried lying down but i ended playing the guitar...Tried playing some games but wasnt interested...Tried to study but thats so not gonna happen at this time of day...In the end, figured i'd blog.

I've been thinking,

in life, whenever we are in a situation where we have no control over and everything feels like its crumbling apart, there's only ONE expression that can trully express how we feel....


WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!

Love is...

Love is when your no-where-near-rempit chinese housemate go,
"Brader, aku dilamun cinta la"
- Alex "chuck" Khor 2006-

Love is also when that very same housemate starts buying you jelly babies and chocolate bars for no apparent reason... Hmmm....kenapa baik sangat ni? nak apa, hah?

And when you look at him, you can imagine some sort of love song going thru his head..
Love is in the air..na na na na naaa..Love is in the air.. na na na na naaa...*Lx twirling in the field with his girlfriend, rolling on the grass, Waris and I throwing plastic bottles at him....*

Love is like when its really cold and you are sipping a nice hot cup of hot cocoa. The moment have some and your body warms up, you go "mmmmmm......". That is how love feels like. Well, maybe not, but more or less, with some hip thrusting action here and there. But lets not get into details about that.

Love is, like Alex also once said, "Makan tak kenyang, tido tak lena, mandi tak basah, berak tak basuh..."

A love situation:
Dude 1: oh no..maybelle is calling
Dude 2: omg..dun pick up wei...
Me: do you love her?
Dude 3: lol
Me: or do you love dota more?
Dude 1: dota...i love dota
Dude 3: Good man...good man
*somethin that happened online*

Love is a guy will go thru a very humiliating situation just to spend time with a girl.
*A real-life example*
Chinese dude: Eh dudes...*grins sheepishly*
Malay dude 1: What you want? senyum2 ni...
Malay dude 2: Something is fishy...
Chinese dude: I need to ask for a favor la...a big one...
Malay dude 1: What? Wanna suck my c*$^k ar?
Chinese dude: No la...its a minor favor la..
Malay dude 2: Hah? Wanna suck my nipple ar?
Chinese dude: Aku...nak pinjam..condom la..
Malay dudes: *pppffftttsss* hahahhaha..pinjam? Going to give back issit? hahah......no.
Chinese dude: Ala....dont la...ala...

And finally,

Love is not having to say i love you all the time.

I am not a....

"I am not a nerd...
I am a lvl 57 Paladin..." - Some random guy on WoW 2006

Well,

I am sure most of you know what WoW is... for those who don't, WoW stands for The World of Warcraft. Its a [Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game].

You choose a side to be on, then choose a race...your gender..your class..how you look like..and off you go! You fight monsters...socialize...see naked gnomes and female elves dancing on a table...*dun ask me why..they just do* and what not.

I have nothin against WoW and WoW players..for I too play it.. I wish I could proudly say I am a lvl 57 paladin, but alas... I am only lvl 1.. yes...pathetic ey?

Anyway, I was just wondering how such a game have the power to completely turn a person into fanatics... Like for example, that dude who died while playing WoW cause he apparently had forgotten to sleep and eat for the longest time..

Helllooo!!?? How on earth could u forget to eat?? More less forget to sleep?? There's a quit button for a reason... If you are so desperate to play, then eat while playing then...sigh..and dream about WoW if u must, but make sure u sleep!!

And what way to other way show how much you love warcraft than to BE your favourite character from warcraft and join a costume contest.

Usually, there are 2 kind of fans who joins....

The "I'm gonna do my best and try to win..but didnt make it" fan


Judges : Is there really a person in there?? *poke poke* Let's beat him up and see if he cries..

And the mythical "pretty hot female gamer" fan that you only hear about but have never ever seen one and will probably never for the rest of your life..


Judges: *Fap fap fap fap fap* Yo, can you pass me some Kleenex? *Fap fap fap fap*
We clearly have a winner, folks!!!
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Lawl...hahah..sorry..its 5 am and i am blogging..wat do you expect me to blog about?

Here's some words of wisdom, thanks to dear ol' Confucius
"Don't let your affection give you an infection.
Put some protection on that erection."

Ahh...good ol' Confucius...

A really, really, really late update

Song currently playing : Chong Dong - Power Station

Last food consumed : Green curry chiken, and Bak Choy

Last drink consumed : Plain water

Showered : Yes, just did



And thus, ends my update...

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He's the man!!

Oh, and one of his roundhouse kicks can power the whole of Australia for 44 minutes.

Be afraid..Be very afraid...

Ten of the things you should know about Chuck Norris

Here's are some very important facts that we should know, kids.

1.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

2.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

3.Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV

4.Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

5.Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep

6.Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

7.Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple

8.When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

9.Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

10.When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris

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There's no "word of the day" today.

Coz Chuck Norris said so.