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Guns dont kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

He's the man!!

Oh, and one of his roundhouse kicks can power the whole of Australia for 44 minutes.

Be afraid..Be very afraid...

Ten of the things you should know about Chuck Norris

Here's are some very important facts that we should know, kids.

1.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

2.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

3.Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV

4.Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

5.Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep

6.Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

7.Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple

8.When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

9.Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

10.When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris

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There's no "word of the day" today.

Coz Chuck Norris said so.

SSDD

hey banzai-ists,

Same shit, different day... nothing much happened tho... except that



NO



MORE



DIAL



UP!!



PRAISE



THE



GODS


Yep yep...my broandband is here... too bad we have a 40 gig quota tho, i would have gone on a downloading spree...

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Almost missed my class today, since it was raining this morning and you know what that means.

Automatic Sleep-In Mode..... On.

Automatic Snooze Mode...... On.

Automatic Ignore-The-Rest-Of-The-World Mode.... On.

Automatic WTFAMIDOINGSLEEPINGIN??! Mode...On.

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Just realized, need to clean up my room..lol..its not messy..its clean ,just need some arranging...

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The word of the day is CALLIPYGIAN.

It means having beautiful or elegantly shaped buttocks.

As in "Oh my god, [censored]'s girlfriend is a callipygian! I WANT!"

Lol..

Soon, my dear.. we will be together

My dear,

Soon, thanks to the gods, we will be together again. With a slight improvement, tho. You will be twice as beautiful, twice as lovely. Twice as seductive, twice as alluring.

My 24MBps connection, we will be one.

I will leave this bitch, this dial-up, for good. I promise you..
She is nothing compared to you..my love.

MUAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Word of the day is LOGORRHOEA.

It means excessive talking.

Imagine Diarrhoea but with your mouth. I meant talking, you idiot.
You cant shit using your mouth. Fool

Oh My Lord!

DIAL



UP??



WHY??!


Oh, no! It seems we are in deep trouble, my friends. What ever should we do? The evil gods who controls the ISPs have cursed us...with...DIAL UP!

Yes, in this age of advanced telecomunication technology, I, Banzai Bak, am currently using, dial up. Dial up isnt the main problem actually. The main prob is that the only working phone port is... in the kitchen. So here i am, standing with my laptop on the kitchen counter and sore feet. But, thats ok, since i am doing it all for you. Yes, YOU, my readers. *sniff..terharu*

Anyways, its worth the trouble. This dial up is actually a back up internet connection given to us by our ISP while we wait for our broadband connection to be ready. And i think its worth the wait since the broadband is a 24mb connection.

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Finally settled down into the house. Its clean and tidy. Just nice. And being myself, a queen size mattress on the floor is more than enough. If u ask me, buying a bed frame and all is a bit of a hassle. And hey, i can always say its more Zen. Lol.

Well this is all i'll blog today. Tired of standing here like a mad man. And my heels hurt too.

Till next time, BANZAI!

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The word of the day is CLOOP.

Thats the sound that is produced by removing a cork from a bottle.

If you think cloop means the sound u get when u go potty, you are just full of shit.

You fool.

Sorry for late updates

Due to the fact that i still dont have an internet connection, updating is a bitch. So, sorry ya? lol

Currently leeching yet another friend's bandwith, makes me realize how i important the internet is to me. Emails, this blog, chatting with friends, games, uni research, uni work, and what not.

So, melbourne has not really been kind to me. Came back to Melbourne only to find that we got an eviction notice. Dablew-tee-ef, mate? Seems that the rent we have been paying is missing. But thats all settled.

Applied for a phone line, took them a bloody week to get it connected. And just applied for an internet connection but that will be another 10 days.

Tried to call the internet company for some enquiries but they got us on hold for a long time. I told my housemate, if an indian guy answers my call and says "Hello. Thank you, come again", i would so flip. lol.. we hung up.

anyway, i shall not be a leecher anymore. Save face, you know. I'll leech someone else.

Laters!